There are some pretty nifty developments in the realm of women’s health. We have come a long way from the days when I had the rather unique opportunity to learn how to install an IUD. Not too many pharmacists get an opportunity like that! Over a decade ago, as Pharmacy Director at ASU Campus Health, our wonderful Ortho rep set up a training class on-site and I was invited to attend along with several doctors and nurse practitioners. We sat in front of life-sized pelvic models similar to one seen here and did not have benefit of ultrasound or other technology, so using just sight and touch, used a small device to carefully place the Paragard IUD. On our models, there was a little trap door in place of pubic hair that we could lift open to see if we had properly placed the IUD. A training session that I will never forget! Yes, I got right the first time! I still have my stunningly stylish Paragard tie tack!
Speaking of vaginas, I came across a bit of trivia. The Walt Disney company is credited with releasing the first film to use the word vagina! Apparently working with funding from Kotex, the animators got to work on explaining menstruation. A ten minute restoration of this animated classic can be seen here on YouTube. I do find it hard to believe that the scary STD films they showed to our boys heading off for WWII didn’t mention vaginas, but maybe not.
Fast forward to modern times and we find that researchers at Northwestern Medicine have developed a miniature, functioning version of the female reproductive system. It is a small cube that can fit on the palm of you hand. This 3-D model is made with human tissue and uses artificial “blood” to allow transport of hormones and other secretions throughout the system. This technology, EVATAR, will enable the testing of new drugs without risk to patients. Imagine having a drug tested on this model, made from YOUR tissue! Ultimately the long term goal is a “body on a chip” which would use your stem cells to create tiny models for testing of various treatments for highly personalized therapies. You can take a few minutes to learn more about EVATAR here on YouTube. Someday, your doctor will harvest some of your stem cells, grow out a heart, a lung, liver, or an ovary and then test dozens of drugs and doses to see which best would treat whatever ails you. Creating a pancreas via this process may someday lead to a cure for diabetes! There is a male version on the way called ADATAR and another focused on the testicles and prostate with the working name Dude Kube.
In the meantime, as we see more and more young people opting for more natural food and drink, it is no surprise that modern women are looking for alternatives to the mass-produced, artificial menstruation products. Many women rightfully worry about exposure to bleaches and pesticides. Several new products are being marketed with moderate success, from natural sea sponges to reusable fiber products like “Glad Rags” or Thinx panties. There are also menstrual cups like the Soft Cup or the Diva cup (these cups may be referred to as catamenia cups in some literature – from the Greek, cat (pussy) -menia (blood) sorry, just kidding, although catamenia is a real word). From what I have read they require a short learning curve as well as the ability to become more intimate with your monthly visitor as well as your vag. If you want to read about one woman’s journey of discovery as she “test drives” these products visit Rachel Krantz. Considering that one woman can have about 450 periods in a lifetime and may use 16,000 tampons, pads, liners and such, its obvious that this is a big market not to mention more “stuff” in our landfills. Having reusable options seems like a good idea to me.
In world news, in Italy, the parliament is debating a measure that would have employers offer “menstrual leave” of up to 3 days per month for women with painful periods. Italy would follow in the footsteps of countries like Japan and Indonesia already offering some form of menstrual time off. It seems like a sticky wicket to me.
More world news. In a response to Donald Trump’s pussy grabbing quote, the Russian girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot, released the English language version of “Straight Outta Vagina,” which reminds us, “Don’t play stupid, don’t play dumb, vagina’s where you’re really from.” These ladies spent 16 months in a Russian jail so they definitely have street cred as fearless feminists.
And now: If your vag feels or looks a little worn out, and needs a little rejuvenation, and you can afford the procedure, and several days off work, you might consider an “Aussie makeover.” It’s suggested for a well-used or stretched out vag, or if it doesn’t match up to partner’s penis size. You can even have your labial lips sculpted! I would never have known about this, but I have the tendency to read anything I can get my hands on, especially in a waiting room.
That’s all for now, my final word is, support Planned Parenthood!